piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

mormondad:

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t1m3l0rdh4nj1:

Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

"I always try to dance when this song comes on because I am the Queen and I like to dance."

What Queen Elizabeth II said when ‘Dancing Queen’ was played at Windsor Castle (x)

oh. my. god.

stop being so cute, your majesty

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